The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the power to control your own body movements

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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to do nothing

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to jizz money

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Nope. Just nope.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the power to see through my eye lids

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to morph into yourself

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!