- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

the power to get married

the ability to become black.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

The power to change your emotions

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to watch tv while sleeping

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

Pointless Super Powers