The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!