The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power of being yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!