The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!