Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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Being able to fly in place.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to look like yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!