The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!