The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to die everytime you pee

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to repel women.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!