The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!