the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to Google "Google".

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to lock open doors

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to eat your poop

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to troll.

The power to revive Hitler.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to dance really well

The power to live.

The power to not do it.

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!