The power to exhale clouds.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!