- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make pointless superpowers

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to eat nandos

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

Having the power to stand still

the power to remember th...

The useless power to write about useless powers...

Ladder hands.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The ability to not have a super power.

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

Pointless Super Powers