The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to poop without wiping

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!