The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!