The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!