The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability to clean

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!