Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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Third armpit.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power of women's rights.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!