- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to pee while standing up

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

Being alive (until you die).

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power to summon earthworms

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!