The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to troll.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!