to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to die at will

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to understand irony.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!