The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to have gravity.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!