- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

The power to repel women.

the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

The power to science.

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to grow fingernails.

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The ability to create pointless super powers

spontaneous ejaculation

The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

Pointless Super Powers