The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to predict the present

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to get sick

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to sh*t bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!