- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cry sulfuric acid.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

To shit bricks.

the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

The power to be a dick.

The power to speak only one language

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

the ability to look into your brain

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

Super-slowness

The power to pee any color

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

Pointless Super Powers