the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to be dead

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Super-slowness

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to hatch from an egg

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to do nothing

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the power to see through my eye lids

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ability to run very fast forever

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Nope. Just nope.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!