The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to beathe

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power of being yourself

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to become yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!