the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power drown in water

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to count from A to purple

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!