The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!