The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to self destruct

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to swim on land.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!