The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Third armpit.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to look like yourself

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!