- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

The power to die at will.

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to die at will

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to take huge shits at will.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

Pointless Super Powers