The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!