The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to jump faster.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to not do it.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the power to jerk off

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!