The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!