The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to be a woman

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to get in the van

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!