The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!