- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

The power to transform into yourself.

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The power to eat nandos

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

The power to grow fingernails.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

having the same super powers as batman!

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

Pointless Super Powers