- Pointless Super Powers

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to have no power

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

the power to become friends with a plastic box

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

the power to see into the present.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

the power to reseal bottle caps

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!