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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..
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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.
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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in
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The power to pee out blue
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the power to get married
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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.
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The power to have gravity.
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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.
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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter
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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...
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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.
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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.
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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.
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The power to think of pointless powers.
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the power to always hug people
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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them
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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam
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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees
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A book on how to solve a paradix
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The power to bleed anally at will
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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.
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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison
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Immunity to curable diseases.
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The power to be special just like everyone else.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!