the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to have no superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!