The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!