The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

the power to make pointless superpowers

The power to live.

The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to eat nandos

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

the power to remember th...

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to drown on land.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!