The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Really bendy thumb

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!