The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to run Crysis.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to swim in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!