The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power drown in water

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power of women's rights.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!