The ability to levitate birds

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to look TV

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to beathe

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!