- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to have no power

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

the power to become friends with a plastic box

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to see into the present.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

the power to reseal bottle caps

To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to swim on land.

The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers