- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to power to do the bird is the word

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

the power to have the remote come to you.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

the power to make glass clear

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

Being able to fly in place.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The power to not get shit dick

the power to talk backwards

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to create powers

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

The Power to make PotNoodle...

Pointless Super Powers