- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The Power to bite your own ear.

The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to smell poo...

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

The power of being pointless

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

Pointless Super Powers