The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to be superman with no power's

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!