- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The power to revive Hitler.

The power drown in water

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to go hibernate at winter.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to have no power.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to predict the present

The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

Pointless Super Powers