- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

The power to swallow instead of spit

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to have gravity.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

the power to see with your eyes open

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to never finish your sente

The power to make everything worse

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The ability to see through invisibility.

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

Pointless Super Powers