The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to scare female plants.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to turn into a dead person

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to do your homework.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!