- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat people :D

The ability to read your own mind

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

Having the power to stand still

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The power to ejaculate at command

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to be born again

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

Pointless Super Powers