The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!