The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to clean

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to not live forever

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to eat nandos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!