- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

the power to jerk off

The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The ability to read your own mind

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to see what's behind you.

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

Pointless Super Powers