- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power drown in water

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The power to Google "Google".

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to lock open doors

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

Pointless Super Powers