the power to be infinitely constipated

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Super-slowness

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power drown in water

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!