The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!