The power to have no superpower

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!