- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to strangle yourself to death

The ability to clean

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to not get shit dick

The ability to levitate birds

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

Pointless Super Powers