The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!