The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to have a power

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!