The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!