the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to take a s*** on people

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!