The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to be dead

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!