The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to troll.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to dance really well

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The power to live.

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The power to not do it.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!