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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level
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The power to poop whenever you want.
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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold
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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other
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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze
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the power to fart your way to the moon
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The power to vote in a republican democracy.
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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!
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The power to create powers
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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)
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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.
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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times
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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk
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Third armpit.
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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see
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The power to write pointless superpowers
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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.
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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.
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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.
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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE
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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch
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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.
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The ability to watch movies in 1D
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ability to swim like a frog with no legs
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!