The power to not get shit dick

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to create powers

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!