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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.
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The power to grow fingernails.
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The power to yawn with your mouth closed
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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.
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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.
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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"
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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife
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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold
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The power to get anything for free but at a cost
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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by
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The power to be a normal human
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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...
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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.
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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle
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The power to smell any point in time
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The power to see what's behind you.
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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...
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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.
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The power to hatch from an egg
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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.
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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.
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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)
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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)
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The power to throw fireballs only under water
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!