The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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Endless falling....

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to speak braille.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to get sick

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!