- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to know where the beef is

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

the ability vote up this superpower

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to write a country song

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to blow up when you blink

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

Pointless Super Powers