The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!