The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to not get shit dick

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to troll.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!