- Pointless Super Powers

the power to make music for deaf people

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

The power to be a gamer

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

The power to change the colour of your appendix

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

The power to look at yourself in third person

The power to be normal and average