The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

The ability to change races.

THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to look like yourself

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The Power To Fly Without control

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to be 6% fireproof

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

the power to have the remote come to you.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!