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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.
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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot
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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.
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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.
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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!
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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.
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The ability to breath under lava
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The power to smell poop
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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop
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The power to suck your own dick
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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.
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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.
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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.
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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.
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All of aquaman's powers.
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the power to talk backwards
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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes
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The power to be allergic to cat hair.
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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.
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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN
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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze
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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.
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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.
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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!