- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to make yourself deaf.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The power to grab a cats face

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The power to look like yourself

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

Pointless Super Powers