- Pointless Super Powers

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to get married

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

The power to die when you get scared.

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to smell poo...

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

Stop clapping

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to die at will