- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass

The power to take huge shits at will.

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The power to be oppressed by everything

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to see into the present

Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

Nothing

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

I'm a giant di

the power to control your own body movements

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

The power to eat nandos

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

Pointless Super Powers