the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to count from A to purple

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!