The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to go suicide

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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open up pickles glass

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to be in AA.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!