The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power of being yourself

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to predict the present

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!