The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Justin Bieber

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to repel women.

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The power to science.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to plank

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!