- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to become a laptop forever!

Turn gold into lead.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to be powerless

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The ability to trip on flat surfaces

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

Pointless Super Powers