The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability to clean

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!