The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to see through air

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to eat when your hungry

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!