- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of self mind control

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to run Crysis.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

The power to not be able to get powers

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

Pointless Super Powers