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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.
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The power to clap 14 times a second
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The power to shit brix, No wait.
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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.
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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on
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The power to see white objects in off white.
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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents
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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour
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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power
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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old
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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter
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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed
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The power to uncontrally boop
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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count
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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!
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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.
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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.
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The power to mentally control tapeworms.
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The power to be blind when you sleep
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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.
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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye
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The power to vomit through your anus.
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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket
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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!