- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to uncontrally boop

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to vomit through your anus.

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

Pointless Super Powers