- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

the power to die at will

The power to die when touching any form of light

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

Pointless Super Powers