The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the power to kiss your own ass

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to shoot superman

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to bleed

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!