The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The power to take a s*** on people

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power of women's rights.

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to see what's behind you.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!