The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!