The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to die

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to jump face first

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!