Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to shape shift into water

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!