The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!