The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!