The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!