The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to die at will

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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To call me maybe

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The power life like a hermit.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to plank

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to die on the spot

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!