The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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32% Levitation.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!