the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!