The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to go suicide

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to not be funny

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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Endless falling....

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!