- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to sleep through a dream.

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

The power to look like yourself

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to see through glass

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to turn load noises into cake

the power to not have super powers...

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

Pointless Super Powers