The power to get foot-boners

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!