The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!