Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!