The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to have a super power,

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!