The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to turn into a pebble

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to smell poo...

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to plank

The power to run Crysis.

The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

The power to see when people fart.

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The ability to swim in water.

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!