The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!