The power to kill yourself

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to predict the present

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!