The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the powre to spel

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!