The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to die

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to troll.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!