Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Taekwondo

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to bleed

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!