- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to piss only when sleeping.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to divide by zero

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

the power to fail at everything you

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

the ability to fart out of your nose

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to die

The power to erase anything written in pencil

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

The power to die at will.

Pointless Super Powers