- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! dead And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

The power to make my own sandwich

the power to fax people with your mind

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to die at will.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to lick your elbow.

the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

the power... to read this

the power to remember th...

The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to eat nandos

Pointless Super Powers