The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!