- Pointless Super Powers

the power to eat only one lays potato chip

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to read this.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to have wood when you wake up.

Justin Bieber

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to die when you use the letter e.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to create a unicorn online.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to repel women.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!