The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power drown in water

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to troll.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!