- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

the power to kiss your own ass

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

the power to fail at everything you

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to drown on land.

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

Liam Brudenell

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

Pointless Super Powers