The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to live.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to die at will.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!