The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power... to read this

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!