The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!