The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!