The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

Super-slowness

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power of gentle breeze

The power to not exist.

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

the power to fart every time you blink

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

The power to speak with death people..

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to lose this power.

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!