- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

Being able to fly in place.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to lose this power.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

done something sexual with some type of food?

Liam Brudenell

the power to do two suicide bombings

Third armpit.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to troll.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

The power to die

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

Pointless Super Powers