The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to see into the present

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I'm a giant di

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!