the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to be powerless

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to create powers

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to troll.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to like this power

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!