The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to be a walrus

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Super-slowness

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to fail at everything you

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!