The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to hate nature

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!