- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into a bronie

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to turn into birdseed

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to make a pint a gallon

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

The power to have no powers

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

the power to like charlie

Pointless Super Powers