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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.
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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.
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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt
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The power to be a walrus
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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.
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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.
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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.
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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you
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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees
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The power of gentle breeze
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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.
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The power to divide by zero
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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.
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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you
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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist
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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.
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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber
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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes
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The ability to recognize any meme at will.
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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.
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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!
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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.
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the power to self destruct without hurting people.
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the power to do two suicide bombings
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!