The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!