Ladder hands.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to be your self

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!