- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to divide by zero

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to lose this power.

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

Pointless Super Powers