The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!