- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to pee while standing up

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

Being Aquaman

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to beathe

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

the power to lose your power at will

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

Pointless Super Powers