The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!