Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to understand math.

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The power drown in water

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!