The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the power to like charlie

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the powre to spel

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to die

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!