The power to predict the present

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The power to die

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!