- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The ability to teleport into a wall

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

the power to find a needle in a haystack

the power to speak only in binary

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The ability to become shit forever.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to be a walrus

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

Pointless Super Powers