The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to be powerless

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!