the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to have a power

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to make out of thin air

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!