The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to die

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power... to read this

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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Super-slowness

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power of gentle breeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!