- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

Death at will

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

The ability to levitate birds

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

the power to do sit on your couch all day

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

Pointless Super Powers