The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!