- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create all the powers on this site

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

the power to have the remote come to you.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to understand math.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to drown on land.

The power drown in water

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

Pointless Super Powers