the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to complete math exercises

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!