The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to die

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!