The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the powre to spel

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to die

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!