The ability to pee while standing up for men

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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cry acid tears

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Power to freeze ice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!